thoughts of the gerber daisee

And remember, "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways- Chardonnay in one hand-chocolate in the other- body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming- "WHOO-HOO, What a Ride!"

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Aye Dios mio!!!!!!!

I have totally lost it. I am REALLY becoming summer , relaxed, need to chill crazed!!!
i have to admit that i think SB is going through a mid life crisis. What age does that happen!?!??!?? What classifies midliffe crisis now a days?!?! He is literally obsessed with competitive eating, which for those of you who aren't familiar, requires training and afterwards a comatose competitor. He is totally into buying some run down, old 1970 something convertible, that he needs to fix up and ride around town in.... and wants me to give him a wax job. Yes... not a hand job, a wax job!!!
Katrocket- I think he is slowly slipping through my finger tips!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm tired, cranky, working my ass of and a friggin misersable S.O.B, tonight . WAH-WAH-WAH!!!!!!!!!!!
tomorrow I will be better, I'm sure.
God help those kids that get a discipline slip-- SUSPENDED !!!!!!!

Monday, May 22, 2006

My son has a girlfriend., a really cute girlfriend.
He is 12 and in the 6th grade. I am proud of him. It feels good to know chicks dig your kid. I'm proud of him because he lost over 20 pounds and really looks great. I'm proud of him because he is becoming a man.
But, if this little bitch breaks his heart, I will scratch her eyes out.

Monday, May 08, 2006

aye yo!

Why is it after I watch the Soprano's I 'm like a crazy woman? I feel all mafioso and revved up. I seduce my husband and want to drink red wine and eat pasta. What a great way to end a weekend.

Monday, May 01, 2006

baby

I really want another baby. I was really young and stressed the first 2 times, better with the third. I really want another baby to enjoy the experience and watch the boys with another little steakbellie soul. Who knows maybe it would be a girl? Someone to share my septor and crown with. Steakbellie is being very mean. I wish he would just say okay, let's do it. Every thing is always a struggle.