And remember, "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways- Chardonnay in one hand-chocolate in the other- body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming- "WHOO-HOO, What a Ride!"
My son has a girlfriend., a really cute girlfriend.
posted by gerberdaisy @ 9:11 AM
And remember, "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways- Chardonnay in one hand-chocolate in the other- body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming- "WHOO-HOO, What a Ride!"
South Jersey girl moves to main line, Pa. Wife and mother of 3 , runs an elementary school.
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I once had a girlfriend for 12 minutes in 6th grade. She did not break my heart.
:)
R U sure this little trollop isn't using your eldest son to get her dirty meat hooks on your celebrity husband? Stardom does stange things to people, and 12-year old hussies are no exception.
I'd be very careful if I were you. Make steakie wear a chastity belt, or make him poop his pants before leaving for work (as opposed to after) That way he is undesirable. It may not work but you need to try.
Good luck.
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