And remember, "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways- Chardonnay in one hand-chocolate in the other- body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming- "WHOO-HOO, What a Ride!"
I had an awesome time but REALLY missed SB! I have to admit I am a total wimp when traveling without the husband. I actually cried the third day. Am I that dependent? Jesus, Mary and Joseph!!!!! I kept saying " Ohh, SB would love this orI wish SB could see this, etc."
posted by gerberdaisy @ 9:19 AM
And remember, "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways- Chardonnay in one hand-chocolate in the other- body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming- "WHOO-HOO, What a Ride!"
South Jersey girl moves to main line, Pa. Wife and mother of 3 , runs an elementary school.
8 Comments:
sissy....
I can't go without J' for more than a few hours. A week away nearly does us in. Mostly for the same reasons - J' would LOVE this! I HAVE to show J' this! This place is EXACTLY what J' loves! Too much to share, I can't keep it all in my pea-sized brain. I must set it free. Glad you're back and you had fun.
When i travel I catch myself saying the following:
B will never find out.
It's not gay if you close your eyes.
Oops I dropped my hotel key to room 2234, the room with the jacuzzi for two. You keep it.
Did anyone ever tell you you look like Selma Hayek?
$50! The tranny down the street said she'd do it for $40!
Transporting illegal aliens across the border is not a real crime. It's more like jaywalking.
And...Oh, fuck, I guess I should have drilled some holes in the box, now what am I going to do with these three dozen dead illegal aliens?
artie- You are a riot!!!!!
SRF- you're brain is sooo not that big;)
Steakbellie- I'm going for artie now, he's much more exciting than your hot dog eating, gaybird!
I saw a midget the other day. People kept yelling at him for some reason. I felt bad about it. But not bad enough to stop them. I mean, it wasn't MY midget they were yelling at...
Artie, you scare me.
"Not MY midget"
Oh man, that was good.
Oh yeah? Well, YOUR brain isn't not that big or something EITHER! I know you are but... what was I talking about?
I'm glad you had a good time!
Also great to hear that Vegas is still employing leprechauns. I was concerned that Bush's foreign policy would have resulted in some kind of mass deportation.
I noticed you didn't lament about leaving your kids for a week. Just an oversight? LOL
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