the baby
12 years ago today i brought another human being into this world and steakbellie saw a side of me he could have lived without (literally). I can't believe I have a 12 year old. I'm just a kid myself.
I'm trying to remember what I was oing when I was 12. Sixth grade.
I was making out at the baseball field and sneaking cigarettes behind the dug outs. I was also the queen of prank phone calls. I would put on my best puerto rican accent ( i lived in a HUGE puerto rican neighborhood- I was the only gringa around) and prank every Gonzalez and Hernandez in the phone book and say" Me hablo Jose" " Then he would et on the phone (there is one in every family) and ask where my money was. We would get 30 seconds in and everyone around me would crack up and I'd have to hang up on Jose. Damn that caller ID or else I think Iwould still be doing it after happy hours on Friday nights.
I'll bet Birdy and Steakbellie were playing Dungeons and Dragons and trading Comic books:) (He wasn't as cool as me!)
posted by gerberdaisy @ 9:55 AM
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How'd I get lumped in with his sorry ass?
Plus, I was gaurantee I was a higher level than his lame fuckin' magic-user. And his THACO sucks too.
Here and I thought you knew me
all of my favorites were Paladins
and whats THACO? I think you got the wrong game bucko.
To
Hit
Armor
Class
Zero (0)
Duh.
gay
Says the Paladin.
touche
QUEER!!!!! I definately would NEVER have made out with either of you behind the dugouts
Touché
when i was 12 i had a wicked Pat Benetar mullet and lent stolen cigarettes to girls like daisee.
occasionally, i'd beat up little gamer dorks.
oh my god- i totally did bum cigarettes from mullet wearing chicks- that is a riot!!
Hey baby! I beat up d&d dorks and was able to get my hands on peppermint schapps. Wana make-out with me?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
minty fresh!
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